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# Oscars Fugs and Fabs: Models at the Parties
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fugs-and-fabs-models-at-the-parties/
- Published: 2013-02-26T21:00:48.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:01:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Liberty Ross

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162626625-1.xml)

I just feel like... I should not be able to see through the tank-top you sewed to a self-satisfied loincloth. If you're going to try and hijack the night, do it with STYLE.

## Karolina Kurkova

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162624355.jpg)

This is nutballs. The slick hair is such a different color than the rest of it, that her head looks ridiculous. When you are a supermodel, or fancy yourself such, you should really not fall into the trap of cranial absurdity. And while I quite like the neon touches on the neckline, all the peekaboo stuff going allllllll the way down her leg feels like too much. It is not my least favorite of these dresses by any means, but I just wish it had been confident enough in its neckline to avoid being obvious in other places.

## Chrissy Teigen

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162622130.xml)

Who wore it best: Chrissy, or [Naomi Watts back in January](https://gofugyourself.com/peoples-choice-awards-fug-or-fab-naomi-watts-01-2013?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)? At that time, the majority of you either didn't like it or put it on probation. Now how do you feel? Presumably the front is STILL a gold dickey attached to the rest of the dress with backy-hose, but I don't have proof. Also, I wonder if it's weird to be Naomi Watts and see one of your dresses walk past you on someone else's body.

## Miranda Kerr

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162602577.xml)

This, I rather like. It's old-Hollywood glamour.

## Alessandra Ambrosio

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162609554-1.xml)

And the best I can say about this is, it's new-Hollywood glamour.

## Molly Sims

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162614796.jpg)

This is okay. It's not blowing me away, but it's not making me upset either.

## Irina Shayk

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162626155.xml)

A lot of really lovely work has been put into this gown, but whatever it's doing in the right breastular region is scaring me. Overall, i think maybe... interesting gown, on another wearer. Imagine it on Solange. Or, hell, Beyonce.

## Laetitia Casta

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162600231.jpg)

I assume this is that Marchesa that's made the rounds a few times. If not, it's achingly similar. And pretty, sure, but I think it's time to retire it to the vault for a while like it's a Disney DVD.

## Petra Nemcova

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162599105.xml)

Let's call it "jaunty."

## Carolyn Murphy

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162629871.jpg)

This is a little bit of a snore, but the color is gorgeous, and she does look beautiful. Also, who doesn't love a nap every now and again? I could use one right now, actually.

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