Naomi Watts
I wish Naomi hadn't changed -- that Armani was impossible to top. I love the glitter of this Pucci, but that massive criss-crossed patch isn't going to be flattering on anyone. To borrow from Vizzini, never get involved in a land war on your own pelvis.
Amy Adams
Oh my God, but I want to take this home with me. This Oscar de la Renta is so much more exotic and sexy and stunning on her than the one she wore earlier.
Zoe Saldana
Thud.
Jennifer Lawrence
As much as the idea of a slinky sexy metallic gown appeals to me, I am not sure it's doing very enticing things to her pelvis.
Jennifer Lawrence
I DO appreciate a good tricep dip, though.
Anne Hathaway
Hathaway changed into a custom Saint Laurent, and... the color is GORGEOUS, but boy, this is just a neckpiece and a drape.
Anne Hathaway, Adam Shulman
See? That is totally unflattering. It's a very fancy, very expensive sack. It's a necklace with illusions of grandeur and a hatred for boobs. Maybe she just whiffed, or choked, or wanted to play it safe -- in both dresses -- but her radar wasn't properly calibrated. Or, since this was custom-made, maybe there was a short time when the pregnancy rumors were true and she was anticipating needing the extra room -- although I hope that theory is wrong, because obviously it would have had a painful and awful ending. Let's just decide the rumors were always just rumors, and she simply fumbled the fashion ball. Aw, hell. Now I want to give her a hug, just in case.