Idris Elba
HELLO. When he came out on stage to present on Sunday, I got like six texts, and they all basically said, "he is so hot." (I believe this is his daughter.)
Eddie Redmayne
Lots of navy tuxes on the dudes this year. Something about this photo makes him look like he's the NICEST maitre d' in town and he REALLY REALLY hopes we like our table! If we need ANYTHING, JUST ASK!
Common
Great performance, great speech, great suit. FIVE STARS. Why are you so handsome, Common? SO HANDSOME.
Jared Leto
You guys, don't get mad, but I'm kind of over this. Like, all of this.
Michael Strahan
Michael Strahan is like, "whoa. Wait. You CANNOT be over the Leto. Have you seen the way he LEANS?!"
Josh Hutcherson
Peeta looks very dapper and I wish he'd have shaved his neck.
Will.i.am
Will.i.am is like, "wait. You took me to THE Oscars? I thought you were taking me over to my friend Oscar's!"
Alejandro Inarritu, Michael Keaton
Batman looks dapper.
Matt McGorry
Asher makes this face. It doesn't matter why.
Ellar Coltrane, Richard Linklater
I'm sure the red lining of Ellar Coltrane's jacket is a shout-out to his idol, Prince Harry.
Questlove
This whole look feels VERY him. Something about it makes me want to hug him. Questlove looks like he gives good hugs.
Chris Pine
Hello, handsome.
Chris Evans
MARRY ME. Er. Um, I mean, he looks nice. Whatever.
Chiwetel Ejiofor
This is just...a really handsome section of this slideshow, is all.
Bradley Cooper
Sometimes I think about Bradley Cooper's perm in American Hustle, just to cheer myself up. (He looks dashing in this.)
JK Simmons
Ugh, he's so great.
Matthew McConaughey
I sincerely have NO IDEA what the deal is with his facial hair right now, but I'm over it.
Robert Pattinson
R Pattz looks sort of dashing in the color story of the evening.
Eddie Murphy
Coordinating one's bow tie to one's wife is either bold or brave or bridal.
Adrien Brody
He's like, "do you mind? I'm on the way to the open bar? Okay, just ONE PICTURE."
John Stamos
I do not know why Stamos was there. But I think it's because Stamos should always be everywhere.