> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Oscars Fugs and Fabs: The Lightbox Purge - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fugs-and-fabs-the-lightbox-purge/ - Published: 2016-03-02T19:00:41.000Z - Updated: 2016-03-03T07:36:11.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46 ## Joan Collins ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/03/ffn_kmff_vanity_fair_1_2272016_51982331.jpg) As if we weren't going to begin this slideshow with our once and future queen, Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Dexter Rowan. She looks just as she ought. ## Patricia Clarkson in Alberta Ferretti ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_KMFF_VANITY_FAIR_1_2272016_51982330.jpg) I suspect this is Patricia's own, off-the-rack Alberta Ferretti, since it's from a few seasons ago. I actually love that. (She looks very pretty in it, as well.) ## Aubrey Plaza in Vionnet ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_KMFF_VANITY_FAIR_1_2272016_51983579.jpg) I was all set to hate this, but I actually think the whole 1930s bias-cut slip actually works on her -- which is a miracle. This was a high degree of difficulty, aided by her hair and makeup. ## Sarah Lancaster ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_RIJ_ELTON_PARTY_SET2_022816_51982798.jpg) This is totally fine! ## Bellamy Young ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_RIJ_ELTON_PARTY_SET2_022816_51982817.jpg) This looks vaguely EVIL, somehow? That might be what she's going for, though. I don't know her life. ## Patricia Arquette in Marina Rinaldi ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-512914722.jpg) I actually really love this neckline on her. Is the dress maybe a bit tight? Yes -- but overall, this feels good. ## Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-512954016.jpg) My brain CANNOT hang onto the info that they're dating. It just refuses to remember. ## Erin Wasson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-513003598.jpg) This feels about right. ## Dita Von Teese in Zac Posen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-513021998.jpg) This ALSO feels about right. (I actually quite like this. Those shoes! That clutch! My heart!) ## Aja Naomi King in Maiyet ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-513032816.jpg) This dress is, I suspect, prettier in person. It feels a little Formal Bridesmaid in photos, though. ## Maria Sharapova ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-513024902.jpg) Just in case a formal tennis match breaks out. ## Michelle Rodriguez ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-513026430.jpg) I saw a headline this week that said, "MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ: 'I SHAVED MY ARMPITS, BUT NOT FOR THE OSCARS'" and that just reminded me that Michelle Rodriguez is a very good interview. Even if I don't always like her taste in gowns. ## Gillian Jacobs ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-513026668.jpg) This is really lovely. ## Mena Suvari ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_RIJ_ELTON_PARTY_SET1_022816_51982506.jpg) I actually like this, but might like it MORE if the darker stomach netting wasn't there. ## Caitlyn Jenner in Zac Posen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_RIJ_ELTON_PARTY_SET1_022816_51982524.jpg) She looked a tad uneasy in most of the photos, but I actually think this is lovely on her, and well-accessorized. ## Kelly Rowland ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_RIJ_ELTON_PARTY_SET3_022816_51982865.jpg) This is pretty. I think... on women with larger chests, these deep plunges end up looking nearly as severe as the slicked down middle-parted hair. I think it's because of how tamped down the goods have to be. ## Rhea Seehorn ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/GettyImages-513009434.jpg) You might recognize her from "Better Call Saul." This funky-weird sleeve-cape thing actually looks nice on her. It manages to have personality without also being complicated. Well, it IS complicated, but... you feel me. It's a simple dress with some unusual flourishes that still don't manage to overwhelm the overall experience. ## Jon Hamm ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/03/FFN_KMFF_VANITY_FAIR_1_2272016_51982334.jpg) Couldn't leave you Oscar Hamm-less! [Oscars Fugs and Fabs: The Lightbox PurgeIn other words, here's EVERYONE ELSE.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/03/ffn_kmff_vanity_fair_1_2272016_51982331.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fugs-and-fabs-the-lightbox-purge-03-2016/)