Karolina Kurkova in Marchesa
This is Marchesa and I know we bitch about them all the time, but this is a dream on her.
Karolina Kurkova
Party in the back, business in the front.
Brooklyn Decker in Katie Ermilio
This feels very adjacent. I wish she were wearing a tiara. I mean a bracelet! She needs a bracelet.
Lindsay Ellingson in Gucci
This is cractacular and I love her for wearing it. It's shades of Swan Dress, and ergo, perfect for the Oscars. If a model cannot wear a molting frock to an Elton John party on Oscar Sunday, we may as well all just give up.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Alexandre Vauthier
I hate to say it, but she is really working this.
Lydia Hearst
I hate to say it, but that might be her actual nipple.
Izabella Miko
She's one of those people who is going to make a REALLY REALLY FUN old lady.
Miranda Kerr in Pucci
This seems about right.
Suki Waterhouse in Burberry
I just hope people made Price Waterhouse Cooper jokes to her all night. It's never a more apt joke than on Oscar night! Even if they did use Ernst & Young. (I don't know if they did or not, actually. How did I miss The Accountants? I LOVE THEM. I've ruined everything.)
Petra Nemcova
This looks surprisingly comfortable, considering.