Kim Kardashian
You know, I actually think Kim may look fairly GOOD here. I KNOW. Maybe Pregnant Kim is about to turn this ship around. Imagine this Donna Karan in green, on Christina Hendricks. Great, right? Kim seems to have figured out a way to fit a gown to her growing chest without it erupting out the neckline. It's POSSIBLE, Christina.
Khloe and Kim
Khloe here is hiding behind her massive curtain of hair, which is never the way to sell yourself OR a gown.
Khloe Kardashian
That's better. You might recognize this Kaufmanfranco from when Julianne Hough wore it for Rock of Ages. It works better on Khloe's koloring, I think, although that particular version of bright yellow is not my favorite spot on the color wheel.
Kourtney Kardashian
I might be better with this on someone else. The fact that it stops JUST so that we can see the tips of her shoes makes Kourtney look stumpy -- she's a petite girl, yes, but that's not the same thing -- and it's making her chest look... swollen. And sinking. Basically, it is not the tender fabric embrace she might have wished.
Kim
So basically, Pregnant Kim wins this round, and I'm giving Khloe my No. 2 spot, with Kourtney bringing up the rear. But I have to admit that not one of them is the flat-out rampant hot mess I had expected. I'm SURE it's just a blip...