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# Oscars Fugs or Fabs: The Metallics
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fugs-or-fabs-the-metallics/
- Published: 2014-03-05T17:30:41.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T00:57:45.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Kate Beckinsale

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476410465.xml)

She is gorgeous, but this is trying too hard. You're not Paris Hilton, Kate. Take a breath.

## Paris Hilton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476377941.xml)

You ARE Paris Hilton and ergo this seems about right.

## Goldie Hawn

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476214011.xml)

Goldie basically has a free pass to wear gold, right? She's ALWAYS on theme.

## Miranda Kerr

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476564869.xml)

I guess this IS what you wear when you're freshly broken up with someone; she looks pretty great, and I saw that as someone who is kind of neutral on Miranda Kerr at best.

## Kristen Chenowith

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476187521.xml)

This feels a little too on the nose for me. She always DOES seem like a kick, though. You know she's leaving snarky voicemails for Adele Dazeem on Idina's cell phone right now. Multiple ones. Vaguely harassing ones.

## Nancy O'Dell

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476153949.xml)

It IS a relief to see how tan Nancy O'Dell is. She is as reliable as the sun, and very very burnished by it.

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