Kate Beckinsale

She is gorgeous, but this is trying too hard. You're not Paris Hilton, Kate. Take a breath.

Paris Hilton

You ARE Paris Hilton and ergo this seems about right.

Goldie Hawn

Goldie basically has a free pass to wear gold, right? She's ALWAYS on theme.

Miranda Kerr

I guess this IS what you wear when you're freshly broken up with someone; she looks pretty great, and I saw that as someone who is kind of neutral on Miranda Kerr at best.

Kristen Chenowith

This feels a little too on the nose for me. She always DOES seem like a kick, though. You know she's leaving snarky voicemails for Adele Dazeem on Idina's cell phone right now. Multiple ones. Vaguely harassing ones.

Nancy O'Dell

It IS a relief to see how tan Nancy O'Dell is. She is as reliable as the sun, and very very burnished by it.

Oscars Fugs or Fabs: The Metallics

I do think that a lot of these women sometimes think, "hmm, I'm going to the Oscars. Maybe I'll DRESS LIKE ONE!" [Photos: Getty]