Oscars: Ladies in White and Silver

Chrissy Teigen (in Zuhair Murad) and John Legend

HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: [Editor's note: This image has been converted to black and white.] Model Chrissy Teigen (L) and musician John Legend attend the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

This is actually a great angle on Chrissy's dress, because she looked a little goofy standing still. In motion, though, I totally get why she chose it. Who can resist ARMPIT CAPES?!

Priyanka Chopra in Ralph & Russo

HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Priyanka Chopra attends the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

I really like this EXCEPT! The sides are illusion netting and the top of it stands much further away from her chest than need be. Can't we have nice things?

Darby Stanchfield in Georges Chakra

HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Darby Stanchfield attends the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

I actually love this. It's weird and dramatic and floaty, like a high-fashion cloud. I do not know why Darby Stanchfield is at the Oscars, but I am happy to see her.

Teresa Palmer in Prada

HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Teresa Palmer attends the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

When we were watching the red carpet on Sunday afternoon, I looked up at the TV at the exact right moment to see Teresa Palmer and think she was Amy Adams. Teresa looks fine, but...imagine my shock.