Angelina Jolie
The dress itself has a nice amount of sex appeal and volume, although I think she's worn those shoes a million times (I'm sure she's on some kind of Shoe Strike, or some other thing that Brad totally tunes out when they're in bed). But that thigh would not be denied.
Angelina Jolie
Wax on, wax off. So to speak.
Angelina Jolie
And she is loving every minute of the preening. She's like, "I'll show you Thightown, bitches."
Angelina Jolie
Actually, she looks endearingly, tremendously happy here, so maybe a good close shave is all the lady needed.
Angelina Jolie
It even came out to play for Brad. Pop it, Angie. POP IT.
Angelina Jolie
Ah, there it goes.
Angelina Jolie
And when she flounced out on stage and struck a pose, and there it was AGAIN, that took this from bizarre to CRAMAZEBALLS. It was the closest I feel like Angelina has come to a full-on conventional plea for, and binge on, our attention. And yet she's doing it as if to say, "You want it? You got it. TOURS OF LEG CITY ARE HALF OFF TONIGHT."
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When some guy who is on Community decides to make HIS Oscar moment all about YOUR thigh, you know you've made it a star. Plus Angelina's right thigh has its own twitter feed now and everything. What's next? When will IT start adopting children? Will it steal Justin Theroux from Jen? I can see the TEAM THIGH tees now.