Anne Hathaway

I could not resist this photo. She looks so pissed, like, "ARE YOU IGNORING LUPITA TO TAKE THIS PICTURE? YOU BETTER NOT." Actually, this shot of the dress is rather flattering. On TV, it seemed a little snug, but in snaps, it looks okay. Do you think Rachel Zoe is sticking pins in her voodoo doll now?

Anne Hathaway

Would we have liked this better if the beading was not a belt in the back, and instead traveled up the bodice? I think so.

Anne Hathaway and Jared Leto

This photo just makes me laugh. Leto is having the best night. Other points of note: WHY did she change for the Vanity Fair party? Her dress at the Oscars was not something that would be unwieldy at a party. Pick a look and stick with it, ladies. Speaking of, I actually kind of like this -- it skews a little old, perhaps (like, Jane Fonda would WORK THIS), but not in a bad way.

Chanel And Charles Finch Pre-Oscar Dinner

And even SHE is unimpressed with herself here. Oh, Annie. It's not so bad. Your new waxwork is fantastic!. That's something, isn't it?

Oscars Meh Carpet: Anne Hathaway in Gucci

Poor Anne Hathaway. When she walked out onstage to present Best Supporting Actor, to the dulcet tones of "I Dreamed a Dream," everyone at GFY HQ groaned. It's totally not her fault, and it was -- of course -- on topic -- but you know part of her had to think, "yeah, that song reminds me AND EVERYONE ELSE of when humanity was so sick of me." And we have not been able to escape Les Miserables, considering that 46% of all figure skaters in the world performed to it this season. Heather and I were in London in January working on The Royal We, our new book (it's loosely based on Kate Middleton), and even the pianist at the Dorchester was murdering it. You haven't had tea until you've done it to a jauntily rendered tune about a dying prostitute. ANYWAY. I have some sympathy for Anne, and part of that comes from the fact that this reminds me of her Burberry BAFTAs dress from last year but it isn't as good. Let's take a closer look [Photos: Getty]