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Matthew McConaughey in Dolce & Gabanna, Camilla Alves in Gabriela Cadena

LOTS of white tuxes last night. I tend to think they make you look like a maitre d' if you're not careful, but McConaughey would be an amusing maitre d'. "A table for three? All right, all right, all right, just follow me, please. Can I interest you in the wine list? Time a flat circle, and if you want wine now, you'll always want wine. We've always wanted wine and we'll keep wanting wine forever. Great. Just keep livin'. Enjoy your meal."

Matthew McConaughey in Dolce & Gabanna, Camilla Alves in Gabriela Cadena

Aw. This is just sweet. Heather said to me on Sunday that the way he clearly thinks she's the most awesome makes HER seem more interesting.

Camilla Alves in Gabriela Cadena

This is a GOWN. I appreciate the drama involved.

Will Smith in Berluti and Jada Pinkett-Smith in Versace

I actually think these two have never looked better. You forget how pretty Jada is when she's wearing the crackpot looks she has a tendency to fall into, and Will, of course, is wearing an ascot, of which I sincerely approve.

Penelope Cruz in Giambattista Valli

This is very pretty, but don't you feel like we've seen it about six hundred times before? She looks like a salute to a well-wrapped bottle of Miss Dior.

Gabourey Sidibe in Theia

This color is great on her. In fact, this might be my favorite of her recent looks. It's so vibrant.

Kellan Lutz and Olga Kurylenko in Suzy Amis-Cameron

These two are in "eco-friendly" get-ups -- both are designed by actress Suzy Amis, which, ???? -- and they are NOT DATING (the Daily Mail made this VERY CLEAR). Which sort of makes me sad. Something about the two of them together makes me giggle. Both of them look a little rumpled. Eco-friendly does not HAVE to mean wrinkled, surely.

Oscars Mostly Well-Played: Women Wearing Pink
Cue your Pretty in Pink references. Bonus points if they involve John Cryer crashing the afterparties in a jaunty hat, or James Spader suddenly morphing into a punishingly hot sockless jerkwad. [Photos: Getty]

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