> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Oscars Night Fugs and Fabs: Women Wearing Black - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-night-fugs-and-fabs-women-wearing-black/ - Published: 2014-03-05T00:30:18.000Z - Updated: 2015-02-26T00:57:46.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Taylor Swift in Julien Macdonald ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476420665_10.xml) "I'm friends with Lorde now, you guys. I'm serious. I wear black. And sleeves. I have FEELINGS. Wait, actually, I always had feelings. I STILL have feelings!" ## Christina Hendricks in L'Wren Scott ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476393255_10.xml) "Hey guys! No, no, don't worry. I actually am not wearing this intentionally. I'm starrig as Endora in a stage production of *Bewitched* that they're putting on over at the Glendale Community Theatre Group, and this is my costume! I was running really late. Do you like it? It's from the end of the first act, when we're faking Darwood's funeral." ## Britney Spears in Michael Costello Couture ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476279907.xml) "Hey, y'all! I still don't know what to do with my arms if I'm not holding a boa constrictor!" ## Rosario Dawson in Vivienne Westwood ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476420765_10.xml) "Hey, guys! I think this is technically navy blue, but I'm just happy to be included." ## Poppy Delevingne in Dolce & Gabbana ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476415231.xml) "Hey guys! I know, I know. I don't know what the hell is happening on my body either. I must have lost a bet. We're going to laugh about this one day! Oh, are you laughing now? That's not very nice...okay, fair enough. I can't actually blame you." ## Karlie Kloss ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476404611_10.xml) "Hey, guys! I had NO IDEA so many drunkards would come stumbling up to me and try to strum the front of my dress like a banjo." ## Karlie Kloss ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476405089.xml) "I WAS pretty sure they check out my ass, though. What can I say? It's the Oscars!" ## Brie Larson in Miu Miu ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476401955_10.xml) "Hey, guys! There are fish on my dress and I look WAY too cute in this to go by The Widow Larson. I'll try again next time!" ## Ellen Page in St Laurent ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476392157_10.xml) "Hey, guys. Turns out I've got a jaunty pocket square game." ## Halle Berry in Vintage Versace ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476357177_10.xml) "Hey, guys! I haven't looked this good in AGES! Enjoy it while it lasts! Although I think someone stole my bracelet." ## Karen O ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476338867_10.xml) "Hey, guys! The best part of my look is probably my majorly awesome bag. But doesn't 'The Widow O' sound weird and AWESOME?" ## Regina Hall ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476325355_10.xml) "Hey guys! No one even knows who I am, and THAT'S why I'm wearing THIS!" ## Gabrielle Union in Jerome C. ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476325221_10.xml) "Hey guys! Everyone DOES know who I am, but I'm wearing visible hotpants anyway!" ## Isla Fisher in Zac Posen ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476318219_10.xml) "Hey, guys. Ugh. I'm fine, I guess. I'm not really committed to this. I'm going inside. Leave me alone." ## Mindy Kaling in Salvador Perez ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476252109.xml) "Hey, guys! Can we talk about how major my lipstick is?!" ## Kelly Rowland ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476279431.xml) "Hey, guys! Can we talk about my sideboob???! Wait, where are you going?" ## Grace Gummer ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476396121.xml) "Hey guys. Sorry. I thought this was a STREET fair, not Vanity Fair." ## Glenn Close in Zac Posen ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476326781_10.xml) "All you children bow down." ## Jenna Elfman ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476339915.xml) "All you children... thank you for sewing my sleeves. I have some notes for next time, so your merit badges are being delayed." 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