Taylor Swift in Julien Macdonald
"I'm friends with Lorde now, you guys. I'm serious. I wear black. And sleeves. I have FEELINGS. Wait, actually, I always had feelings. I STILL have feelings!"
Christina Hendricks in L'Wren Scott
"Hey guys! No, no, don't worry. I actually am not wearing this intentionally. I'm starrig as Endora in a stage production of Bewitched that they're putting on over at the Glendale Community Theatre Group, and this is my costume! I was running really late. Do you like it? It's from the end of the first act, when we're faking Darwood's funeral."
Britney Spears in Michael Costello Couture
"Hey, y'all! I still don't know what to do with my arms if I'm not holding a boa constrictor!"
Rosario Dawson in Vivienne Westwood
"Hey, guys! I think this is technically navy blue, but I'm just happy to be included."
Poppy Delevingne in Dolce & Gabbana
"Hey guys! I know, I know. I don't know what the hell is happening on my body either. I must have lost a bet. We're going to laugh about this one day! Oh, are you laughing now? That's not very nice...okay, fair enough. I can't actually blame you."
Karlie Kloss
"Hey, guys! I had NO IDEA so many drunkards would come stumbling up to me and try to strum the front of my dress like a banjo."
Karlie Kloss
"I WAS pretty sure they check out my ass, though. What can I say? It's the Oscars!"
Brie Larson in Miu Miu
"Hey, guys! There are fish on my dress and I look WAY too cute in this to go by The Widow Larson. I'll try again next time!"
Ellen Page in St Laurent
"Hey, guys. Turns out I've got a jaunty pocket square game."
Halle Berry in Vintage Versace
"Hey, guys! I haven't looked this good in AGES! Enjoy it while it lasts! Although I think someone stole my bracelet."
Karen O
"Hey, guys! The best part of my look is probably my majorly awesome bag. But doesn't 'The Widow O' sound weird and AWESOME?"
Regina Hall
"Hey guys! No one even knows who I am, and THAT'S why I'm wearing THIS!"
Gabrielle Union in Jerome C.
"Hey guys! Everyone DOES know who I am, but I'm wearing visible hotpants anyway!"
Isla Fisher in Zac Posen
"Hey, guys. Ugh. I'm fine, I guess. I'm not really committed to this. I'm going inside. Leave me alone."
Mindy Kaling in Salvador Perez
"Hey, guys! Can we talk about how major my lipstick is?!"
Kelly Rowland
"Hey, guys! Can we talk about my sideboob???! Wait, where are you going?"
Grace Gummer
"Hey guys. Sorry. I thought this was a STREET fair, not Vanity Fair."
Glenn Close in Zac Posen
"All you children bow down."
Jenna Elfman
"All you children... thank you for sewing my sleeves. I have some notes for next time, so your merit badges are being delayed."