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# Oscars: Now You Sia Her in Armani
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-now-you-sia-her-in-armani-03-2017/
- Published: 2017-03-01T13:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2017-03-07T23:18:02.000Z
- Description: ZING
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, fugs, 2017 Oscars, Armani, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

I've decided this isn't Sia at all, and that Sia actually has a small cadre of Sialikes, each of whom she dresses up and dispatches around town to do her errands and create general mayhem. Think the finale of *The Thomas Crown Affair*, with fewer robberies, and more buying experimental toiletries at Whole Foods.

The clothes, though, actually look really slick on her; counting down until Armani turns her entire High Fashion Cousin Itt aesthetic into a runway show. But, a word to the wise, Sialikes: Pick your shoes next time BEFORE you put on the wig. You'll do better.

\[Photo: Alberto E. Rodriguez/Armani\]