Sarah Silverman

Dude. You're 42.

Helena Bonham Carter

I get that this is her thing, and she's never going to change. And that's okay -- I don't want her to change if she doesn't want to. But at this point, wouldn't it be MORE interesting if she showed up looking 100% Super Glam instead of her usual Crazy RagBin Glam? I almost want her to re-vamp her look JUST TO BE SHOCKING.

Helena Bonham Carter

I also rather wish she'd worn this red dress -- her performance dress -- on the red carpet. The color is more arresting on her, and that red lip is smashing. (Please also note how Chastain's curls refuse to spread out and get comfortable.)

Oscars Obviously Red Carpet: Sarah Silverman and Helena Bonham Carter

Two women who will never be mentioned in the same sentence again, unless it's "Helena Bonham Carter drove her car through the front door of Sarah Silverman's house this weekend, in a bizarre traffic accident the British legend blamed on forgetting which side of the road she was supposed to be on," or "CAA represents such varied celebrities as Helena Bonham Carter and Sarah Silverman." But in this case, I'm lumping them together because neither one of them looks particularly good, but they look bad in the way that they ALWAYS look bad and therefore your reaction is going to be much the same. Namely: "OF COURSE." [Photo: Getty]