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# Oscars Parties WTF: More Weirdo Attention-Craving Naked People
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-parties-wtf-more-weirdo-attention-craving-naked-people/
- Published: 2015-02-24T15:00:08.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:32:20.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

## Heidi Klum in Versace

![heidi klum elton john oscar party](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/464173404.xml)

Of course it's Versace. VERSTOPIT.

## Heidi Klum

![heidi klum elton john oscar party](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/464173314.xml)

Just so you know, it wasn't JUST in the front. It never is.

## Irina Shayk in Versace

![irina shayk vanity fair oscar party](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ffn_vanityfaird_km_022215_51662811.xml)

Donatella AGAIN. Do you think Donna Karan (perpetrator of Rita Ora's) bumped her head and woke up misremembering her own first name?

## Irina Shayk

![irina shayk vanity fair oscar party](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/464209060.xml)

GET OVER YOURSELF.

## Lady Victoria Hervey

![lady victoria hervey elton john oscars party](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/464193916.xml)

Of course Lady V would participate. She rode this last year straight into Fug Madness. AND MADNESS IT IS.

## Lily Collins

![lily collins vanity fair oscar party](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/464222152.xml)

You can do better than a fly strip over your crotch. You just can.

## Zoe Kravitz

![zoe kravitz vanity fair oscar party](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/464223200.xml)

It's a very furry mesh produce bag. She attended with her mother, Lisa Bonet. I can only imagine the conversations if I went anywhere in this with my mother.

## Cody Simpson and Gigi Hadid

![gigi hadid cody simpson vanity fair oscar party](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/464224134.xml)

Billy Bob Jack Bob's first trip to the city sure was rootin'-tootin'. Just wait 'til he tells Jack Billy Bob Bob about the girl parts!

## Kelly Lynch

![kelly lynch vanity fair oscar party](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ffn_km_vanityfairparty_022215_51661850.xml)

This looks just as idiotic as one could have expected when looking at it on a hanger.

## Toni Braxton

![toni braxton elton john oscar party](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/464211928.xml)

This is not as naked as the rest. I'm shamelessly trying to unbreak your hearts here near the end. ZING.

## Sia

![sia vanity fair oscar party](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/464199494.xml)

But PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, Sia, my GOD, I can see your chin AND your wrists and ankles.

Although, while we're on the subject: This whole performance art of hers is so exhausting to me. I know she's claimed social anxiety, and I'm not saying that's impossible, but I AM noting the following...

## Sia

![Sia vanity fair oscar party](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/464209036.xml)

This doesn't really LOOK like someone who's super socially anxious. Maybe she's a good actress, but she posted for the media very cheerfully by herself, with Heidi, with Christian Louboutin, with Beck, with her husband, with some other rando I didn't recognize... all looking extremely happy and not at all concerned about being seen. Plus, this whole hide-her-face thing is new to this album; as recently as December she was at the *Annie* premiere with the "Chandelier" kid, no disguise, happy as can be. AND FINALLY, I don't know that many people who handle their crippling social anxiety by wearing things SPECIFICALLY designed to make you look more and longer and harder at them.

SO IN CONCLUSION: While she may well have these feelings, and maybe it's gotten worse in the last month or three or whatever... I also don't feel bad registering my impatience with her enormous wigs and singing with her face to the wall and whatnot, because it seems highly conditional, and smacks way more of Gaga-style performance art than anything else. We'll see. The thing is, Sia, you have a great face! We've seen it before! Let us see it more.

[Oscars Parties WTF: More Weirdo Attention-Craving Naked PeopleBecause Rita Ora wasn't the only one. OF COURSE. CAN WE ALL JUST PUT AWAY OUR PUBIC BONES, ahem, Heidi Klum? \[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/464173404.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-parties-wtf-more-weirdo-attention-craving-naked-people-02-2015/)