Jodie Turner-Smith in Gucci

This woman is extremely stunning. EXTREMELY.

Hunter Schafer in Bottega Veneta

This is also classic and GORGEOUS; she has been killing it all year, but it's fun to see her in something more simple. Yet perfect!

Caroline Polachek in Saint Laurent

This has a real Louis XIV In Mourning And Also His Laundress Just Shrunk Everything vibe that I did NOT expect at the Vanity Fair Oscars party.

Kerry Washington in Giambattista Valli

Apologies to Kerry, I did not mean to pull a photo where she looks so stricken. This is....fine? I do think this is the year where I really start banging the drum for the dress code for this party to start swinging slightly less formal. Like, wouldn't this be cute if it were short?

Christa Miller

When I saw this photo in thumbnail, I ABSOLUTELY thought it was Olivia Colman. And if I hadn't blown up the photo to write this post, I likely would have been like, "Getty mislabeled Olivia Colman as Christa Miller LOL hahahah long night over there." No, they're right! This is not what I expected from her.

Glen Powell in Tom Ford

Someone in the comments at Check the Tag wisely pointed out that Glen Powell is both wearing Tom Ford and appears to be in costume AS Tom Ford. (Tom Ford is hot, there are worse choices.)

Amanda Peet

I think she's actually very fun IRL but this looks like she's got three lines on the funeral episode of Succession.

Uzo Aduba

Lately, she's been veering very The Most Competent High-Level Woman at Your Office at the Formal Dinner at Your Company Retreat.

Elizabeth Banks

This is actually VERY cool but it also looks like she's leaning way over in all her pics.

Isla Fisher in Marmar Halim

Not bad but also not memorable?

Louisa Jacobson in Louis Vuitton

I feel like Louisa's entire off-season from filming The Gilded Age is devoted to reminding us that she's edgier than that. (Which is honestly a good career move! It just makes me chuckle.) This seems very well fitted to her.

Mamie Gummer

Yes, this is the Daughters of Meryl Streep section of the party.

Sarah Rafferty

It's sort of funny to go from everyone being slinky to her being SO COVERED UP. I don't dislike this! I am becoming a person who thinks a lot of these women should consider going a little shorter with their hair, just for a fun change! It grows!

Emma Chamberlain in Thom Browne

I actually think this is GREAT on her. Five stars, full marks.

Billie Lourd

I appreciate the short dress -- I've been complaining about this the whole day!! -- but I DO think this needed more exciting shoes.

Meghann Fahy

Whoops I forgot to grab the front of this. Well, it looks great from the back and I assume the front isn't, like, an embroidered portrait of Putin or something, so let's carry on!

Avril Lavigne

Avril. Why you gotta make things so complicated?

Ariana Greenblatt

I think she is SO pretty and has such a fun vibe and I want her to wear something more fun and kicky! I promise I'll stop talking about this eventually!

Madelyn Cline in Givenchy

This is good on her! Sexy but not OTT.

Mason Morfit and Jordana Brewster

And this is also sexy but not terribly OTT? I love those shoes.

James Marsden

Perfect.

Tiffany Haddish in Sophie Couture

I actually really like this but something about the bustling created an optical illusion that she's holding a cowboy hat. And now I'm sad there isn't a cowboy hat.

Sarah Drew in Antonio Grimaldi Couture

This is actually very good on her.

Tia Mowry

I mean, this is fine. Sure! Carry on!

Alyssa Milano

These are the bangs of which I spoke. I briefly thought she was Molly Ringwald in costume as Joanne Carson.

Lily Aldridge in Prada

This is admittedly weird, but I love it. Moira Rose is SEETHING now.

Alton Mason

He looks very chic. Excellent ascot work.

Serinda Swan

Serinda feels like she spent a lot of time looking through Madonna's archives here.

Irina Shayk

Honestly, yes. This is what I've been talking about. We did it, Irina!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

This is a VERY saucy witches coven, good for them!

Lenny Kravitz

Very on-brand for Lenny.

Bailee Madison and Blake Richardson

For a long moment, I thought she was Christina Ricci, and I think this dress would work on either of them.

Adwoa Aboah in Marni

I think this is VERY well-styled; the red shoes are a bit of brilliance.

Lena Waithe

This is relaxed and cool.

Charles Melton in Ferragamo

Ah, what could have been. Next time, Charles!

Sarah Silverman

I think it's a noted improvement that she isn't wearing knee socks, truly. Although knee socks are currently having a moment, so....

Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow

Leslie Mann, who once used to dress so colorfully, has worn SO much black and white the last few years. I think it's a mistake. Not a mistake: That necklace.

Nicole Richie

I actually WOULD believe that Nicole Richie is in a chicly-attired coven.

Kathryn Hahn

I ADORE her as an actress and I am honestly perplexed by what story she's been trying to tell with her styling this entire awards season. Like, if I squint, I can buy a lot of her recent looks as "I want to dress more like a cranky art gallery owner"? But I don't know that I think it's totally hanging together.

Jennifer Coolidge

I also love her and this is fun!

Olivia Wilde in Carolina Herrera

I am neutral on her but this entire look is, to my eyes, frankly great.

Aldis Hodge

I'm not mad about getting to eyeball Aldis Hodge's biceps. Respectfully!

Odell Beckham Jr.

I told you there was a lot of leather in here!

Catherine Shepherd and Brandi Carlile

These women seem HIGHLY COMPETENT. (I'm sure Brandi IS very competent, though.)

Hannah Einbinder

Perhaps a bit underbaked? Remember the awards season she was running around in a series of really great suits? Let's go back to that.

Helena Christensen

No complaints here!

Sofía Vergara

This also feels a bit boring for Sofia -- if well-fitted, as usual.

Patricia Arquette and Harlow Olivia Calliope

Sure! I hope they had a blast.

Jessica Betts and Niecy Nash

YES, this is a great snap. Get me a TV show where these women are sexy cat burglars.

A Ton of Folks Opted For Black at the Oscars Parties

But was it basic? Come look and see.