Oscars Post-Parties Brought Pants!

Janelle Monae in Christian Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9448982o) Janelle Monae Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Mar 2018

This is exceptional on her, and I don't mean this as an insult but I NEVER would have guessed it was Siriano, as much as I love him. I would have thought thought it was, like, custom Dior. Seriously.

Ellen Pompeo in Azzaro

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9449107aj) Ellen Pompeo Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Mar 2018

I might argue that the lower swoop of the sash is superfluous, but that's a nitpick: THIS IS SO GOOD. THIS is what Emma Stone could have done.

Angela Bessett in Teresa Helbig

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9448428cj) Angela Bassett Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Mar 2018 WEARING TERESA HELBIG

This is also ALL SEQUINED. It's A DELIGHT.

Lena Waithe

This is a classic suiting look; she always looks so chic.

Juliette Lewis

This is basically adorable. Do we wish the pants were skinnier?

Martha Hunt in Marina Moscone

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/REX/Shutterstock (9446189no) Martha Hunt Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Mar 2018

When you look over at your dress on Oscars morning and decide you both don't feel like shaving your legs and don't feel like reading 45 clickabit articles about how you didn't shave your legs.

AnnaLynne McCord

She is both looking facially amazing AND like she's attending a party where the dress code is Formal A Chorus Line.

Naomi Campbell in Alexander Vauthier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9449107qv) Naomi Campbell Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Mar 2018

All hail, and also please can I wear that necklace for just one second? Thank you.

Judith Light

Amazing.