BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actress Thandie Newton attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
If this were a mini -- say, if it ended where the silver does -- I would be ALL IN.
Katy Perry in Jean Paul Gaultier
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Singer Katy Perry attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
This ain't a great look on Katy. Pick a sleeve, pick a skirt.
2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Sofia Vergara attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
This seems about right.
Kelly Lynch in Jenny Packham
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Kelly Lynch attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
This is great. I would LITERALLY send $20 to a charity of Duchess Kate's if she would wear this particular Jenny Packham. It's fab.
Emily Ratajkowski in Jonathon Simkhai
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Model-actress Emily Ratajkowski attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Sure, fine. Whatever. I don't have the emotional energy to rustle up any feeling about Emily Ratajkowski anymore.
Kate Upton in Thakoon
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Model-actress Kate Upton attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
This is great on her, if very Boobtacular. (Kate Upton is just sort of Boobtacular as a person, of course.)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Versace
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Model-actor Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
This is custom, to accomodate her pregnancy, and she looks lovely in it.
Michelle Rodriguez in Christian Siriano
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Michelle Rodriguez attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
This is also successful. I know I'm a real magpie, but this feels like a fairly well-dressed slideshow, right?
Stella Maxwell in Roberto Cavalli
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Model Stella Maxwell attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
I cannot believe that Kate Hudson didn't claim this one first.
Amanda Peet in Michael Kors
attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California.
Her rise continues. Nicely done, Lady Peet.
Liberty Ross
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Model/actress Liberty Ross attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
She looks better in her suit than many of the men did in theirs. JARED LETO.
Allison Williams in Miu Miu
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Alison Williams attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
