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Thandie Newton

Thandie. You are full-on wearing a nightgown. This is also the first time I ever thought, "Thandie Newton looks a bit like Diane Von Furstenberg." Which is a compliment to both of them, honestly.

Juliette Lewis in Vivienne Westwood

I have serious doubts about what's happening on her head -- although you must know that it was REALLY HUMID in Los Angeles on Sunday -- but this dress is groovy on her. I feel like Juliette Lewis might be slowly turning into the American Helena Bonham Carter and I AM HERE FOR IT.

Rebel Wilson in Paul Andrew

Obviously, I wish she had a red lip, but this is good on her. Subdued, but sexy.

Melissa George in vintage Dior

And this may honestly be the best she's looked in YEARS. NEVER FORGET.

Paula Patton in Tadashi Shoji

This may also be a personal best for her.

Amanda Peet in Oscar de la Renta

I like the sort of John Singer Sargent aspect of this, but I am confused by what appears to be a pulley attached to her waist, designed, I assume, to hoist her hem?

Maggie Grace in Galia Lahav

My kingdom to remove her sleeves!

Kelly Lynch

She's carrying this off better than she has a right to do.

Faye Dunaway

I will never speak out against Ms Dunaway.

Gabrielle Union

It's a halter-top! it's a turtleneck! It's a halter-top! It's a turtleneck!

Sheryl Crow

She honestly looks great...and maybe a bit like she's related to Leslie Mann, all of a sudden, right?

Sanaa Lathan

This dress is totally reasonable, but mostly: HER FACE. It looks SO GREAT.

Mariah Carey

Oh, Mariah, I treasure you. I feel like you do not need those shiny shiny hose.

Michele Monaghan in vintage Bill Blass

Rooney Mara is SO PISSED she didn't get her hands on this first.

Melanie Griffith

I mean...this is sort of how I imagine Melanie at all times. Floating around in a fuzzy bedjacket.

Ashley Greene in Naeem Khan

Sure, fine, whatever.

Lea Michele in Pamella Roland

I like this on her. She's often so over the top, that it's nice to see her go (relatively) simple.

Vanessa Hudgens in H&M

This is one of H&M's eco-conscious designs, and I do think it might be the first of them that I actually look at without thinking, "I wish this didn't look so cheap."

Demi Lovato in Dolce & Gabbana

I LOVE the swiss dot aspect of this; if the skirt were lined all the way down, I would be so fully on board with this.

Kate Upton in Victoria Beckham

This is GORGEOUS and elegant and classic and maybe half-an-inch too low cut?

Zoe Lister Jones

Just imagine this with snazzier shoes. JUST IMAGINE!

Zooey Deschanel

She had me until the glorified Isotoners.

Courtney Love

Now THOSE are good shoes.

Caity Lotz

Caity was on Mad Men briefly and is on The CW's Legends of Tomorrow (and was on Arrow), the latter being why I can understand the temptation to go Full Superhero. But it falls flat, and also, HOW did she not tear up those pants from stepping on them? Maybe she DID and that's why they look janky even now.

Ashlee Simpson

I maintain that they always look like a magician and his really controlling manager/lover.

Oscars Post-Parties Fugs and Fabs: Women Wearing Black
The Little Black Dress is a classic for a reason. Although, technically, some of these aren't little. And a few of them might not be dresses.

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