Colman Domingo in Balmain

I thought he looked very elegant at the Oscars but also very understated, given how snazzy he's been elsewhere. This face coat from Balmain is weird and wild and fun, and a delightful swerve from that. Ogle his style, as we love to, and he'll ogle back.

Colman Domingo

This was not a well-attended Oscar bash other than Colman; I don't have a credit for this, but it's also funky, like someone used glitter spray paint around the edges.

Danielle Brooks in Yousef Aljasmi

HELLO, YOU ABSOLUTE SMOKESHOW. Wow. I like this so much better than her Oscars dress, but I do also understand why she might not have wanted to sit in that ALL night and have the camera peer down her boobs. But surely she stopped traffic in this. Pedestrian traffic, limo traffic, whatever.

Da'Vine Joy Randolph in Valdrin Sahiti

Ooh, this is good on her. The dark lipstick is everything. I think this would have rocked the telecast.

America Ferrera in Versace

This is VERY short and sexy for America, and I approve -- it's like the perfect Kick Up Your Heels capper to the Barbie tour.

Sandra Huller in Schiaparelli

Today, the role of Cate Blanchett will be played by Sandra Huller. Two movies, two dresses, two dramatic necklines. The other one was like an upside-down mustache to me, although not bad, but this one is my favorite. I think this is the level of drama Emily Blunt THOUGHT she was getting, but did not.

Lily Gladstone in Gucci

I wonder if Big Joe Mountain also did this one? I think it's superb, and from what I saw on Instagram, the skirt is fringey.

Okay, I went and found a photo that shows more of the texture. Her team EXCELLED for this entire day. She's a radiant human.

Emma Stone in LV

This dress says, "Hmm, turns out we should have tried harder for Emma."

Michelle Yeoh in Balenciaga

Demna really is doing great work for her. What a dream.

Margot Robbie in Mugler

I guess one could Dance The Night Away in this? But she wore that coat thing around her wrists in every photo from inside. Surely she ended up putting it on at some point just so she had full range of hand motion?!? Anyway, for ME this is a bit of a limp to the finish in terms of creativity, but overall I think her styling is still so much better than it was, even if you exclude all the kitschy Barbie stuff.

Anya Taylor-Joy in Miss Sohee

Why can't I love this wholly? Would it be better long? Or am I bumping on the butterfly boobs?

I'll tell you what, though. Give this woman a gig selling ornate headgear. Imagine looking THAT good in a diamond swim cap.

Andrea Riseborough in Jeremy Scott

The organism so nice, she essentially wore it twice. This is just hilarious and I am thrilled that she's expressing whimsy. She looks like a wall mirror in Patrick Star's house.

Jennifer Lawrence in 1996 Givenchy

Miss Jane Bennet will see you now. This definitely would have looked naked on-stage -- I think it's sheerer than I realized initially -- so she couldn't have worn it there, but I don't get the logic of changing INTO a vintage white lacy gown that is going to get ruined by the passed apps, spilled drinks, and jostling stars, unless of course she left the party as soon as she finished walking.

Erika Alexander in Pamella Roland

She went BIG and COMPLETELY deviated from her patterns -- literally -- this weekend. I love how playfully sexy this is.

Greta Gerwig

Delightful!

Dominic Sessa in Tom Ford

This is the vibe for him. He should be a Tom Ford model.

Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union

I think this one LOOKS sheer but actually is very well wrangled? They seemed a lot happier at this party than when they got out of their limo at the telecast.

Catherine O'Hara

There was a murder on the dance floor, but she did not kill the groove.

Lupita Nyong'o

I love this SO MUCH. My WORD. Her tribute to her winning dress, and the eventual use of the periwinkle one designed for her in 2020, was great. But MY GOD I would have worn this forever.

Issa Rae in Valdrin Sahiti

This is like a beautiful interpretation of a swan attack.

Emily Blunt in D&G

Sincerely, what was with their fascination with pelvic detailing this season?

Hailee Steinfeld in Alexandre Vauthier

More peplums (does this actually count? It's a peplum in SPIRIT anyway), and I think this is EXTREMELY effective on her. She looks Sexy Evil.

Cynthia Erivo

I really want to like this, but it's a bit haphazard, I think?

Greta Lee in Loewe

That's fabulous. Loewe has done some REALLY interesting pared-back, slinky work this season, and she looks phenomenal.

Becky G

I assume this is an ode to the great bralettes of Hart of Dixie.

Shameik Moore

This looks deeply cozy.

JaNae Collins

Can't say I'm a huge fan of the dress. The neckpiece seems to be by an artist named Alice Pegna and looks kind of like it's made of wire hangers. She might be able to get the local ABC affiliate with it.

Taylor Zakhar Perez

This is like swapping out your suit for your fave cardigan.

Eva Longoria in Tamara Ralph

This VERY NEARLY isn't keeping everything contained, but it's pretty hot on her.

Molly Sims in Sophie Couture

I almost need sunglasses to look at this. Where is Roger Federer when you need him.

Melissa McCarthy

And SHE is wearing a doorknocker on her cheset and is dressed as a Long Island Medium. Look at that cannoli purse!

Julianne Hough

As best I can tell, she is the only person who went to the Elton party after the Oscars but NOT the Vanity Fair bash. I like this better than her oddly voluminous Oscars outfit.

Maitreyi Ramakrishnan

A tropical cocktail!

Ryan Michelle Bathe and Sterling K Brown

They are sexy and they know it.

Sunrise Coigney, Mark Ruffalo

Oh wow I LOVE her hair all tousled like that.

Susan Downey and RDJ

I love her hair as much as I loathe those glasses frames on RDJ.

Sam Rockwell, Leslie Bibb

These two are always, hilariously, two TOTALLY different moods.

Suleika Jaouad and Jon Batiste

BE TOGETHER FOREVER.

Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey

She changed into an ode to our circulatory system.

The Hems and Elsa Pataky

Well, listen, we accidentally left her out of the Oscars coverage. She wore white, and now she is not, and this is fun.

John Mulaney and Olivia Munn

Her other dress was better, for SURE.

Billie Eilish

She will be the most comfortable person in the place.

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