Renate Reinsve and Rudy Pankow

Not sure how these two know each other -- maybe she's a HUGE Outer Banks fan -- but he looks remarkably composed and she's seriously dressed as somebody's Easter tablescape.

Renate Reinsve

And then she swerves into something like this! I do at least appreciate the versatility. Just perhaps not... her aesthetic eye.

Jacob Elordi and Chase Infiniti

My disinterest in his mustache is as great as my delight in her lovely face. EVERY color looks good on her, too.

Yvette Nicole Brown and Wunmi Mosaku

Wunmi has never looked anything less than luminous this whole time. She's NEVER looked tired. HOW.

Wunmi Mosaku

AS I WAS SAYING. This is fantastic.

Michael B. Jordan and Kate Hudson

I hope she just said something EXTREMELY naughty to him.

Francois Arnaud

I may have just said something naughty to him. JUST KIDDING, Francois, I'm not being pervy over here. He is dressed as an umpire in mourning.

Anne Hathaway

This is vintage, but I don't know WHAT -- they didn't tag it or mention it in their IG video (Erin Walsh, her stylist, is promoting a book on intentional dressing and this was spun into that somehow). It's a little goofy on the neckline, but I love the reach.

The Hudson Williams and Connor StorriePre-Oscar Party at Living Room

Piano picture!

Kate Beckinsale

Well, one certainly cannot call Kate boring. Although the twee hair and bows will never be for me. I hope things improve for her soon, because it feels like for YEARS we've been saying, "She seems like she's really been going through it lately."

Chloé Zhao

I did not expect to see Chloe's undergarments. Could she not have known? It REALLY does not seem like her province.

Odessa A'zion

This works on her -- and the hair scooped back off her face is SUCH a nice change to keep every single thing from running together.

Maura Higgins

The devil works hard, but Maura Higgins's management team works harder.

Arsema Thomas

Arsema was SO GOOD as Young Lady Danbury in Bridgerton. I hope we see more of her. Also I applaud her for discovering a pajama caftan.

Arden Cho

Joan of Arc was well known for doing ballet on the battlefield.

Supriya Ganesh

She's had a HUGE boost in her styling recently. Money well spent.

Jurnee Smollett

That shirt is cropped, right? Do we think it has a long front tongue and that's why she tried to jam it in there? It looks off.

Bella Thorne

Forgettable, but the head-styling and bracelets are great -- honestly, even in a limp nightie, she's a far cry from those Fug Madness days, and that's excellent.

Auli'i Cravalho

FINALLY, flashers are chic!!!!!!

Kate Hudson

I like this on her better than I expected to, but there are still some distracting seams here.

Kumail Nanjiani and Emily V. Gordon

Once again, Emily kills it.

Natasha Rothwell

I can't decide if she WON or LOST the Sophia Petrillo Nightgown Challenge.

Mia Goth in Dior

Ugh. This could have been so intriguing; all the elements are there. But because we're staring at the giant black arrow that is her underwear, the rest gets overshadowed. WHY.

Suki Waterhouse, Robert Pattinson, Anya Taylor-Joy and Malcolm McRae

They look like a group that just failed their escape room.

Audrey Nuna

She looks like she just walked home from school. In Northern California.

Kendall Jenner

Reasonable!

Rei Ami

Unreasonable!

Taylor Russell

This is so low-key for her. It's nice.

Odessa A'zion

Congratulations to her waxer for getting to attend this party in some form.

Olandria Carthen

While we're handing out waxer awards, Olandria's deserves a special one, although her OB/GYN might advise against all the intimate flossing that's happening.

Amber Riley

That top is only reminding me how much I HATE shopping for and wearing strapless bras.

Priyanka Chopra in Dior

Oooh, I like this, but the shoes are so boring. NOBODY does fun shoes anymore. It's all slides with all your dogs fully out, or plain pumps.

Ejae in Dior

Very cute. I'm so glad she leaned away from black all the time.

Teyana Taylor in Dior

Of all the weekends in LA in March to be wearing that much fabric, this was NOT THE ONE. But that coat is cool. It looks like we could tear a piece off and write our wishes on it or something. Or clip our wishes ONTO it.

Greta Lee in Dior

That's an adept, kicky cocktail dress.

Paul Anthony Kelly in Dior

But WHAT is this mishmash? You can't just throw down your trowel, put on an NBA player's blazer, and call it partywear.

Tracee Ellis Ross in Dior

Her earrings are the only noteworthy thing here. Dior you had TRACEE ELLIS ROSS, who can wear anything, and that's all you sent?

Emma Watson in Dior

The elusive Miss Watson! I might have guessed that as Chanel.

Jurnee Smollett, Janelle James and Tyler James Williams

Very polished, all! This was an Armani party so I assume that's what they're all wearing.

Maura Higgins and Eric Nam

These two seem thick as thieves since The Traitors. Also that is the most sedate thing Maura has ever worn.

Yara Shahidi

I JUST mentioned the other day that I miss her, and here she is! This is a positive use of my witch powers.

Auli'i Cravalho

How about a gender-flipped Billy Flynn, anyone?

Renate Reinsve Was Really Feeling the Sheers This Year, Huh?

Pity.