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# Oscars Too Much Carpet: Paula Patton
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-too-much-carpet-paula-patton-02-2012/
- Published: 2012-02-29T21:30:45.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:02:50.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Accessories to the Crime, 2012 Oscars, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Honey. You're adorable. BUT:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/140038420.jpg "2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscars-too-much-carpet-paula-patton-02-2012/2012-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-42?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's boobs OR legs. Not boobs AND legs. Unless, of course, you have an upcoming arc on *Gossip Girl* you're trying to tell us about.