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# Oscars Unfug It Up/Independent Spirit Awards Fug: Zoe Saldana
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-unfug-it-up-zoe-saldana/
- Published: 2012-02-28T15:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:03:37.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Zoe Saldana

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/140049626.jpg)

Zoe here has set the bar fairly high in the avant garde department ([remember the purple muppet skirt](https://gofugyourself.com/oscars%5Fsaldana030810-03-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)? Good thing she didn't try that THIS year or Miss Piggy would've HI-YA'd her into *Avatar 20*), which thus makes it easier for us to worry that she's veered into boring -- because her "boring" would still a thrill ride of deviance for most people. But... I can't think of a gown where this dopey, see-through, have-your-cake-and-eat-it drape has actually enhanced it for me; instead all it does is make me wonder what germ of a better dress lies therein. What would you do? Cut it off at the cocktail length? Remove the ENTIRE see-through part? Send it to the scrap heap? Make the bottom part opaque? Stick her in some stilettos and make her go play one-on-one with George Clooney? Beg her to discard it on the scrap heap where she will also make Bradley Cooper put his mustache? DISCUSS.

## Zoe Saldana

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/139905958.jpg)

This, I might have liked if it were longer. And it does need to be longer. Since when is "micro" insufficiently "mini"?

## Zoe Saldana

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/139906069.jpg)

And look at the hem. It looks like a tattered couch cushion -- like she goes to a gyno who upholsters his patients due to a rare disorder in which he can only examine a vagina if it's trussed up like an actual, rather than metaphorical, love seat.

## Zoe Saldana

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/139905941.jpg)

I mean, I'm getting a little uncomfortable just looking at her. Careful how you stand, Zoe.

## Zoe Saldana

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/139905942.jpg)

ACK, as Cathy would say. SWEAT DROPS.

[Oscars Unfug It Up/Independent Spirit Awards Fug: Zoe SaldanaMy overriding feeling on this is: Not everything needs to look like a pump, feel like a sneaker, know what I mean? Not all Venn diagrams are a fun place to live. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/140049626.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-unfug-it-up-zoe-saldana-02-2012/)