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# Oscars Well Played, and Earlier in the Week, CRAZILY PLAYED: Juliette Lewis
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-well-played-and-earlier-in-the-week-crazy-played-juliette-lewis-03-2011/
- Published: 2011-03-01T22:30:04.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:04:23.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Well Played, WTF, 2011 Oscars, blue, Oscars, sequins, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Okay. I've decided that Juliette Lewis is actually TWINS:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/juliette-lewis-109491594.jpg "2011 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscars-well-played-and-earlier-in-the-week-crazy-played-juliette-lewis-03-2011/2011-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-28?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This is the good twin -- the Elizabeth Wakefield, if you will. Well-groomed, charming-looking, BEAUTIFULLY-dressed, the person to whom you'd happily entrust the care of your children -- responsible, mature, beautiful Juliette Lewis.

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THIS is the EVIL Juliette Lewis, who sings ROCK SONGS and DRINKS and WEARS SEQUINED LEGGINGS and who would return your children to you unharmed but possibly tattooed. I don't know. The first Juliette has the closet I want to raid, but I think the second one is probably more fun to hang out with.