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# Oscars Well Played Carpet: Celine Dion
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-well-played-carpet-celine-dion-03-2011/
- Published: 2011-03-02T23:30:07.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:05:17.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Well Played, 2011 Oscars, Oscars, wearing white, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Well. This is totally annoying.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/109486884.jpg "83rd Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/oscars-well-played-carpet-celine-dion-03-2011/83rd-annual-academy-awards-arrivals-54?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

She looks irritatingly great and[ not a single thing appears to be on backward](https://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,614261%5F618473,00.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE BLOGGERS?

Bonus points for apparently wearing a version of The Heart of the Ocean -- you know, the necklace from *Titanic*, which, to quote Britney Spears, "the old lady dropped \[into\] the ocean in the end" -- in an homage to her own greatest movie-song moment. Now if only she would thump her chest with a closed fist, all would be right in the world. (I'm serious. It would be. I love Celine. She had elephants at her wedding and motorcycles being driven through mansions in her music videos. She's a treasure.)