83rd Annual Academy Awards - Show
Justin Timberlake is totally looking at her boobs. Rumor has it that he's been trying to nail her for months and based on this evidence? I believe it.
83rd Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals
Can you blame him? I mean, I can blame him for trying to pull this when he has a girlfriend -- that shit's not on, dude -- but I can't blame him for thinking she's purty. Because look at her! This is divine.
83rd Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals
It's so GLAMOROUS!
83rd Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals
It MOVES so well! It's just so PRETTY. She might be my favorite of the night. Not least because, rumor ALSO has it, she totally has been rebuffing JT's overtures. And, listen, no one enjoys the stylings of Timberlake as much as I do, but bail on your current lady before trying to pick up a new one, dude. Even if she IS wearing this fabulous dress.
Oscars Well Played Carpet: Mila Kunis
I am sort of obsessed with how Giuliana Rancic says "Mila Kunis." Seriously, tune into Fashion Police tonight and listen. She REALLY enunciates it in a weird way -- she pronounces it like it's a euphemism for "vagina." It amuses me. It probably doesn't amuse Mila. Good thing she has her own hotness to keep her warm. Seriously. Check it out: