Front View
So, yeah, this is WEIRD -- what with the picture frame around her torso -- but it's also INTERESTING on an otherwise incredibly boring evening. Her hair is also great -- great to the point where I'm scared I'm going to go to my hairdresser and ask her to put it on my head, which will be A BAD IDEA as Cate Blanchett and I don't share the same awesome face. Please note: despite some concerns, we examined this closely, and it is NOT pants. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE HORROR?
Arm Pit!
Props for inching SO VERY CLOSE to Side-Boob territory, and yet avoiding it completely. That's how you know the actress in question is Classy. Also: the beading on this dress is kind of amazing.
Back View!
And the back? Surprisingly sexy, and I love the pops of mustard. Okay. Fine. I just love her. Look at the smile -- she's just...AWESOME. Why am I not having drinks with her and SWINTON at the Polo Lounge right now? Um, other than because it's like 10am.