It is black and white! It's slightly sparkly! It COULD be concealing a Pacey/Kruger offspring percolating in there. And IT HAS A CAPE. These are all of my favorite things!
I mean, I just LOVE this. I think it's glorious. This may, in part, be due to the fact that when I was a young girl, my parents went to a very fancy black tie event and my mother's dress was basically this exact pattern. I just realized that, despite the fact that I've been staring at this dress all evening. Regardless, I covet it and would wear it daily.
I actually own a pair very similar to this already. Mine are sadly not Louboutins.
I also want this bag. And this watch. I want so many things.