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# Oscars Well Played, Emma Watson in Vera Wang and Joseph Gordon Levitt in Calvin Klein
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-well-played-emma-watson-in-vera-wang-and-joseph-gordon-levitt-in-calvin-klein/
- Published: 2014-03-03T21:30:42.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T00:58:58.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Joseph Gordon Levitt and Emma Watson

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476340049.xml)

SOLD. Come on, you two. You would make a great couple. Sure! Emma's allegedly dating some hot rugby player (also a good call; very Viktor Krum of her), but JGL is such a delight, and SHE is such a delight and together: DELIGHTS SQUARED. He gets bonus points for the unexpected blue socks.

## Emma Watson and Joseph Gordon Levitt

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476245447.xml)

He looks as dapper and handsome as always. Her lipstick was my favorite of the night. Together they are: EMMSEPH. No, that's terrible. JOSEMMA. Yikes. Um, GORDON LEVITTSON? Or WATSON LEVITT? We'll workshop this later.

## Emma Watson

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476245177.xml)

I am not MADLY in love with her dress, to be honest. I don't think it's bad -- I think she looks pretty -- but it's mostly just Fine, like basically everyone else last night. It's a Vera Wang, which seems like an unexpected choice for her.

## Emma Watson

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476328181.xml)

But there is a part of me that appreciates how tall this makes her look, and how simple it is. Just a backdrop for the fanfic we're all writing now, really.

[Oscars Well Played, Emma Watson in Vera Wang and Joseph Gordon Levitt in Calvin KleinIn which all of Twitter, including us, decided these two need to start dating immediately. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476340049.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-well-played-emma-watson-in-vera-wang-and-joseph-gordon-levitt-in-calvin-klein-03-2014/)