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# Oscars Well Played: Gwyneth Paltrow
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-well-played-gwyneth-paltrow/
- Published: 2012-02-27T16:30:23.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:04:10.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
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## 84th Annual Academy Awards - Gwyneth Paltrow

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/1400162841.jpg)

It's a very REFINED cape, however, more like a casual, "oh, I just threw Don Draper's extra long dinner jacket over my shoulders while we ran from the theatre into Sardi's" kind of cape. And less of a Superman cape. Next year, Gywnnie, I want a Superman cape. That being said, you are wearing the hell out of this. I salute you.

## 84th Annual Academy Awards - Gwyneth and Penelope Cruz

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/1400181691.jpg)

Penelope Cruz: "I just want to embrace you Gwyneth. Thank you for having the balls to wear a cape."

Gwyneth: "I'm here for you."

Girl in the Background: "DEAR TWITTER, I JUST TOOK A PICTURE OF GWYNETH AND PENELOPE CRUZ HUGGING."

## 84th Annual Academy Awards - Iron Man Reunion

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/1400201381.jpg)

Appropriately, the cape was removable -- only the declasse wear an ATTACHED CAPE. WE'RE NOT PEASANTS HERE.

[Oscars Well Played: Gwyneth PaltrowI would just like to formally thank Gwyneth Paltrow for wearing a mother-f'ing cape to the Oscars, like a boss.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/1400162841.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-well-played-gwyneth-paltrow-02-2012/)