84th Annual Academy Awards - Gwyneth Paltrow

It's a very REFINED cape, however, more like a casual, "oh, I just threw Don Draper's extra long dinner jacket over my shoulders while we ran from the theatre into Sardi's" kind of cape. And less of a Superman cape. Next year, Gywnnie, I want a Superman cape. That being said, you are wearing the hell out of this. I salute you.

84th Annual Academy Awards - Gwyneth and Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz: "I just want to embrace you Gwyneth. Thank you for having the balls to wear a cape."

Gwyneth: "I'm here for you."

Girl in the Background: "DEAR TWITTER, I JUST TOOK A PICTURE OF GWYNETH AND PENELOPE CRUZ HUGGING."

84th Annual Academy Awards - Iron Man Reunion

Appropriately, the cape was removable -- only the declasse wear an ATTACHED CAPE. WE'RE NOT PEASANTS HERE.

Oscars Well Played: Gwyneth Paltrow

I would just like to formally thank Gwyneth Paltrow for wearing a mother-f'ing cape to the Oscars, like a boss.