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Jessica Chastain

This is so freaking good, I'm actually misty. She NAILED IT. Man, if she could do it this well all along, why was she holding out on us? Was this a JOKE to you, Chastain? Were you TOYING WITH US, jerking us along on your Space Mountain of ups and downs, making us exhilarated and nervous and sometimes a little bit sick, until we needed Pepto two days before we knew we'd see your picture? MY POOR NERVES.

Jessica Chastain

And her FACE. It's so GOOD. I mean, we knew it, but it always felt like she had a deck of four cards -- hair, shoes, makeup, dress -- and was only ever allowed to pull two of them at once.

Jessica Chastain, Independent Spirit Awards

I actually like three of the four cards here: It's the shoes I can't deal with, yet again. The hair is perfectly tousled for this event, and the dress... I don't know what it is, exactly, but I know I like it on her. But I think she brought the shoes from a shop on Hollywood Boulevard.

Jessica Chastain, Some Vanity Fair Event

Cute, boring shoes, might not fit -- but honestly, I am still on such a high from her ending awards season on an up note that I don't even care. I'm all in. YOU'VE WON, Chastain. And not a minute too late.

Oscars Well Played: Jessica Chastain
In which we throw our hands skyward and shout, "FINALLY." [Photos: Getty]

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