2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals

Oh, hello. Just posing for my picture. My dress is cute! Let's not talk about why this matchy-matchy shoe thing is still happening."

2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals

"Is....something happening behind me?"

2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals

"WHA.....!!!!?? LESLIE MANN. We meet again."

2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals

"WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO??"

2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals

"Also, tell Judd that I'd love to do a movie with him eventually. Seriously. If you get tired of playing Wry Blonde Put-Upon Wives of Man-Children, I can TOTALLY step in! I kind of look like you, and also that's exactly what I do at my day job (no offense to Phil Dunphy, whom I love beyond all reason - ed)! Okay! Great! Your turn!"

2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals

Alone at last.

Oscars Well Played: Leslie Mann and Julie Bowen

I wish I could print out this series of photos and make it into a flip book. Note: Leslie Mann's dress is particularly terrific.