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# Oscars Well Played: Penelope Cruz
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-well-played-penelope-cruz-gallery/
- Published: 2011-02-28T19:30:51.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:06:49.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## 83rd Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/javier-bardem-and-penelope-cruz-109488206.jpg)

I mean, he's not even pretending that he's not staring at her cleavage here. Did he not learn from Seinfeld that cleave is like the sun -- you can't look at it directly? Although I suppose that rule is null and void when you're talking about your own wife. Personally, should I one day be wed, my husband is cordially invited to look at my boobs as much as he likes.

## 83rd Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/Penelope-Cruz-and-Javier-Bardem-109482749.jpg)

"HAHAHHAAHHA we're INCREDIBLY GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE."

## 83rd Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/Penelope-Cruz-and-Javier-Bardem-109482764.jpg)

And all that aside, she looks SWELL in this dress. She's still got the baby weight on -- obviously, since she JUST HAD the baby -- and she looks GREAT with it, and I love that she's owning it in something so body-conscious. The color, also, is fantastic on her. In short, I might write some fan-fiction about them later.

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