Intern George, Stacy Keibler

That might actually be one of my favorite dresses of the night. It's STUNNING on her. Way to go, Naeem Khan. Meanwhile, I keep thinking Intern George is going to pull out a Dos Equis and toast the camera.

Intern George, Stacy Keibler

"He can hold down six jobs... without actually showing up to any of them."

Intern George, Stacy Keibler

"He takes Cialis... to SHORTEN his erections."

Intern George, Stacy Keibler

"He can sneeze... in forty languages."

Intern George, Stacy Keibler

"When he laughs, an orgy breaks out on each continent. Antarctica included."

Intern George, Stacy Keibler

"He is... THE MOST INTERESTING INTERN IN THE WORLD."

Oscars Well Played: Stacy Keibler

Damn, Stacy. Turns out it's the second awards season with Intern George that pays the greatest dividends. [Photos: Getty]