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# Oscars YIKES Carpet: Naomie Harris
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-yikes-carpet-naomie-harris/
- Published: 2013-02-27T22:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:01:48.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Naomie Harris

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/02/162541711.jpg)

I am so fascinated by how/why we are not seriously being treated to the full monty right now. She's clearly not walking THAT carefully. Is it... magic panties? Please let it be magic panties. I love the idea of her having a fairy godmother who took, like, a Ziploc bag and waved around her wand and said, "Here, kid, you'll need these."

## Naomie Harris

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162549010.xml)

In case the front matters to you. It's very... animalistic. It's actually not so awful; I don't care for the color at all, though. She could pull of SUCH great shades, and this is so rancid.

## Naomie Harris

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162343974.jpg)

I mean, look how great THIS is. Clearly there is taste there. Her head deserved so much better on Sunday.

## Naomie Harris

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161782774.xml)

I just find it hilarious that there is a *Skyfall* train she had to go unveil. She looked cute enough -- again, an awesome color -- but the whole idea of the thing gives me the giggles.

## Naomie Harris

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161473610.xml)

And this! GIRL. WHAT HAPPENED AT THE OSCARS.

## Naomie Harris

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/156495825.xml)

Well, this is basically the polar opposite, bizarro version of her Oscar gown. No Vag City stops on this train. She'd have to actively seek out a bewitched pair of scissors, which is hard to come by unless you're living in the Beast's mansion.

[Oscars YIKES Carpet: Naomie HarrisDid anyone bring a speculum? Because she might as well get her annual, as long as everything is out and ready. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/02/162541711.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-yikes-carpet-naomie-harris-02-2013/)