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Naomie Harris

I am so fascinated by how/why we are not seriously being treated to the full monty right now. She's clearly not walking THAT carefully. Is it... magic panties? Please let it be magic panties. I love the idea of her having a fairy godmother who took, like, a Ziploc bag and waved around her wand and said, "Here, kid, you'll need these."

Naomie Harris

In case the front matters to you. It's very... animalistic. It's actually not so awful; I don't care for the color at all, though. She could pull of SUCH great shades, and this is so rancid.

Naomie Harris

I mean, look how great THIS is. Clearly there is taste there. Her head deserved so much better on Sunday.

Naomie Harris

I just find it hilarious that there is a Skyfall train she had to go unveil. She looked cute enough -- again, an awesome color -- but the whole idea of the thing gives me the giggles.

Naomie Harris

And this! GIRL. WHAT HAPPENED AT THE OSCARS.

Naomie Harris

Well, this is basically the polar opposite, bizarro version of her Oscar gown. No Vag City stops on this train. She'd have to actively seek out a bewitched pair of scissors, which is hard to come by unless you're living in the Beast's mansion.

Oscars YIKES Carpet: Naomie Harris
Did anyone bring a speculum? Because she might as well get her annual, as long as everything is out and ready. [Photos: Getty]

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