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Beyonce

Beyonce Billboard Women in Music lunch

She looks FINE, I guess, but also kind of tired and like she might have sent her own clone. If ANYONE has secret cloning technology, it's the Beygency.

Colbie Caillat

Colbie Caillat Billboard Women in Music lunch

Well, this is horrible, and in fact, I spoke too soon in giving Charli XCX a hard time for HER white see-through late outfit. Although at least Colbie has 36 percent more lining.

Jessie J

Jessie J Billboard Women in Music lunch

I hope she's taped, because if she sneezes hard, she's going Nips Akimbo.

Chrissy Teigen

Chrissy Teigen Billboard Women in Music lunch

In case you were wondering, no, this event was NOT held in Los Angeles. It was New York, and while I'm sure this was indoors, I still feel like there are some nethers that would appreciate better frostbite protection.

Chrissy Teigen

Chrissy Teigen Billboard Women in Music lunch

And, insert the usual caveats about what a pain it must be to have to be careful how enthusiastically you walk.

Idina Menzel

Idina Menzel Billboard Women in Music lunch

FINALLY someone who looks like she's aware of her seasonal surroundings.

Estelle

Estelle Billboard Women in Music lunch

Ditto, although she needed a good hemming.

Ingrid Michaelson

Ingrid Michaelson Billboard Women in Music lunch

The solution to tights-and-open-toed-shoes should not be open-toed TIGHTS. JUST WEAR DIFFERENT SHOES. Preferably non-hideous ones.

Other Fugs and Fabs from the Billboard Women in Music Lunch
Oh, Beyonce. Static Cling Syndrome is more of a Solange move, no? [Photos: Splash, Fame/Flynet]

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