Jessie J
This is not a dress. I just... I dispute that there is any design here, except that which she has undertaken herself to get her body in slammin' shape.
Gillian Anderson
She looks good. I wish she DID more. However, there's something amazing about how LONG X-Files has been off the air, and yet how pervasive rumors of an Anderson/Duchovny hookup still are.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
This is pretty inoffensive. But HURRAH to her for wearing cute shoes and not white/nude ones.
Daisy Lowe
This is what you wear when you're a Woman Of A Certain Age and you're trying to nail your pool boy.
Alice Eve
I both love this dress, and think the weird shine RIGHT at her boob line is unfortunate.
Jourdan Dunn
This dress is a juggler. And not a very good one.
Alexa Chung
Well, it's edgier than her usual, at least? But it's also Jiffy Pop with sleeves.
Suki Waterhouse
I can't tell how sheer this is, or isn't. But I don't hate it. I AM a little weirded out that she's basically a fetus and Bradley Cooper is dating her, but he stopped consulting me on his lovelife decisions on account of how we don't know each other and have never spoken.
Pixie Lott
I keep forgetting Pixie Lott is a thing, because we don't have her over here. I like her shoes, but her skirt is really just a cellophane wrap, no?
Eddie Redmayne
Something about Eddie always looks like a 13-year old boy playing Man Of The House. He's not got bad taste, though, I'll give him that.
Dan Stevens
Hi, Matthew Crawley. You're looking well. Are you SURE about your decision?
Claudia Winkelman
This woman is apparently a broadcaster/presenter type? I am incredibly nervous she came here straight from being held prisoner in somebody's well.
Claudia Winkelman
... Seriously, is she afraid for her life?