Jessica Biel and Julianne Hough

This photo is brought to you by STERNUM!!!! (Actually, they both look nice. Biel's bracelets are divine.)

Diane Lane and Demi Moore

Well, well, well. Looks like Ann Woodward is back in with the Swans. (In all sincerity, they also both look great; this neckline is divine on Diane.)

Patrick Stewart and Anya Taylor-Joy

HOT NEW COUPLE ALERT!! (This is a joke, they're both married.) (Although his current wife IS almost 40 years younger than he is.)

Kingsley Ben-Adir

This is a kicky blazer, which I'm sure is what every designer longs to hear.

Tracee Ellis Ross and Greta Gerwig

I love a rugby shirt AND a leather jacket but perhaps not together?

Niecy Nash

FUN.

Phylicia Pearl Mpasi

This is....amazing?!? It reminds me of the inside of some of the FANCIEST envelopes, and that, friends, is one of my highest compliments.

Da’Vine Joy Randolph

She looks good but also like this is a slight moment of relaxation for herself, sartorially.

Dominique Fishback

This works on her!

Danielle Pinnock

This is almost SO great. I might have argued for a non-button-up top?

Skai Jackson

Adorable AND I'm also confused about this party's dress code -- as, I suspect, were a lot of people.

Leslie Odom Jr.

He's a reliably dapper man and yet...this might be too much for me. Too much DOES exist.

Amber Riley

This is such a good example of Updated 90s Vibes on her.

Shameik Moore

These pants...are cool, right?

Marsai Martin

I feel like she and Skai were like, "let's stop by that boring party first and then go OUT!" And they're young and this is as it should be.

Aldis Hodge and Azie Tesfa

This is one attractive couple. Aldis Hodge is working a PONCHO here.

Sterling K. Brown and Ryan Michelle Bathe

Speaking of attractive pairs!

Alexandra Hedison and Jodie Foster

Three's a trend!

Yvette Nicole Brown

Floaty and charming!

Glen Powell

I own the lady version of this blazer! From J.Crew! How delightful.

Ryan Piers Williams and America Ferrera

Full points for America's bracelet.

Harlow Olivia Calliope Jane and Patricia Arquette

Sure! That leather dress is rad.

Zooey Deschanel

This is EXCELLENT on her! What a treat.

Regé-Jean Page

Speaking of treats.

Sheryl Lee Ralph

She's a Forever Babe, obviously, but might this need a cuff bracelet? (The dress is good!)

Eva Longoria

Her styling was GREAT this weekend.

Paris Jackson

This seems on-brand. Not in a bad way!

Hari Nef

What if she'd added a big, cool, 70s necklace?

Melanie Lynskey and Jason Ritter

They just seem like a couple who throws a great game night, right?

Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams

VERY cute on Sarah, even with the sheers.

Beatrice Grannò

I'll allow it.

Cara Jade Myers

She had an AMAZING awards season overall. This might have washed her out a bit?

Danielle Brooks

HELLO. DING DONG!

Matt Bomer

DING DONG as well, obviously.

Keegan-Michael Key and Elle Key

Elle Key is really in her patterns period and I enjoy this for all of us!

There Were AMPLE Parties Before the Oscars

As you can probably imagine.