Fontlander
I thought you'd be into some shockingly clean, clear, and well-preserved 200-year old prison registers.
Grosslander
WELCOME TO HEL...water. It is obviously a hideous and unpleasant place in which to be stuck.
Banglander (tee and hee)
Jamie's bangs are bringing back their A-game.
Hatlander
This is Isobel. I imagine the costumers were delighted to get a little 18th century variety back into their lives.
STABLANDER
The look on Geneva's face says, "I WANT TO MURDER." I also enjoy that visually they've given her such a heavily virginal shawl, since she's obviously about to vacate THAT title.
Mudlander
This is the delightful moment in which Jamie dumps Geneva straight into the muddiest puddle he can find, like she's Peppa Pig. Then he steps over her and rides away without another word. Pretty stupid, really; Jamie must feel REALLY good about Grey's ability to keep him employed.
O-Facelander
"OMG THE SEX WE ARE GOING TO HAVE IS GONNA BE NUTRAGEOUS."
Pawnlander
Such a beautiful location for an intimate chess match between a man who kinda just wants his fingers to graze another man's.
Browlander
Oh, Jamie. Don't torture the man. He already loves you enough. At LEAST smell terrible.
NBDlander
*whistles casually*
Asslander
ENTER THE RUMP.
Awelander
"HOLY F**KING F**KBALLS."
Chiseledlander
"You rang?"
Nerveslander
"NOT YET BUT I'M GONNA PULL THAT THING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
Yeslander
"HOLY CRAP I HAVE THE BEST IDEAS."
Moonylander
"And now I love you forever and can feel your seed fermenting in my ladyplace."
Oopslander
"Curse the force of my manhood."
Squeelander
SQUIDGYFACE.
Propslander
This intricate pram is really impressive.
Yaylander
MORE SMOOSHYFACE NOODLECAKES.
MmmHmmlander
This is meant to be the shot in which Jamie sees both his own reflection, and the reflection of himself in his son. Except that kid is way better casting as Hannah James's child than Sam Heughan's.
Cutelander
Aw, but he loves his Mac.
Surpriselander
"I'm sorry, what now? You'll do what with my whoozit?"
Shocklander
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh mah gaaaad."
Worrylander
"Lord, show me how to say no to this."
PANICLANDER
"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS."
Reasonlander
"Wait, I can totally say no to this. We're friends now. REAL friends. BOSOM FRIENDS."
Kindlander
"Tempting, Jamie old chap, but I'm going to marry a lady instead and suffer through all her squiggly bits. But William will be safe."
Relieflander
"I respect yeh for sayin' no ta this."
Brolander
I enjoy that they directed William to try and sit kind of like Jamie does, to indicate that he idolizes him.
TWAlander
I thought you'd get a kick out of the orange airplane set, with the fake-wood partition.
Weeplander
I don't know if Grey is sniffling hardest for William, for Jamie, or for himself. For there goes the best opportunity man or woman ever had.
Ouchlander
This doesn't quite showcase how broken Sam Heughan looked. It was really gutting.
Nopelander
STILL NOT JAMIE'S FACE THOUGH.