> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Outlander, S4 E3, "The False Bride" - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/outlander-s4-e3-the-false-bride/ - Published: 2018-11-21T16:45:33.000Z - Updated: 2018-11-21T16:28:52.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58 ## Jamlander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-1-1542781899.jpg) I laughed when I saw this image of Roger by himself in his empty house, playing his guitar as if he just taught himself how so that a girl will love him. ## Quaintlander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-2-1542781911.jpg) Richard Rankin looks totally cute in other real-world shots of him; he's the anti-Sam Heughan, I guess, because I would take Sam as Jamie a hundred times over, but Richard as Roger leaves me totally cold. He also reads about 15 years older than Brianna and lacks any kind of magnetism that you would imagine might draw a 22-year old woman to him. ## Frauleinlander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-3-1542781922.jpg) Outlander was hell-bent on NOT giving me the shot I wanted of Roger going full Fraulein Maria on us. This was the best I had. ## Soblander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-4-1542781931.jpg) "It was just SO TRULY TRYING to wake up this morning in a bed a slave had made for me, and get in the bath a slave drew for me, because of how conflicted I am about slavery. It will also really trouble me to take these snacks a slave prepared for my long journey, but I WILL take them, but I won't like it completely, at first. No one thinks about how hard this is for me." ## Upholsterylander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-5-1542781940.jpg) I just thought you'd like to see Jocasta's chairs one last time. ## Fiercelander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-6-1542781949.jpg) This is the angriest face in Young Ian's arsenal and it is not effective. ## Woollander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-7-1542781959.jpg) I love all of Claire's simple wraps, but because I'm That Person, I couldn't help wondering later how badly that thing smelled after being caught in the rain. ## Mulliganlander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-8-1542781971.jpg) "Oh, er, I just so happen to be going your way..." Hopefully he is not just another scoundrel, but seriously, his behavior is just as suspicious taken at face-value as anyone else's, and the Frasers have learned no caution. ## Ulysseslander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-9-1542781984.jpg) Oh, Ulysses. May you be freed immediately and arrive at Fraser's Ridge to earn a wage and raise a family and speak to us and maybe narrate everything from now until the end of time. Keep the orange scarf. It's kicky. ## Chemistrylander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-10-1542781993.jpg) Brianna looks at Roger here like he hung the moon, and Roger is looking at her like, "Am I a shapeshifter? Does she think I'm Paul Newman?" ## Leaveslander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-12-1542782002.jpg) I miss fall foliage. ## Ceilidhlander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-14-1542782012.jpg) So, we're supposed to think Roger got scouted to attend this thing? The details were murky. ## Kiltlander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-15-1542782023.jpg) I would never, ever deny you a chance to see Roger in a kilt. My hope is that once the inevitable journey back in time comes -- I'm not spoiled on the books, but I'm just ASSUMING -- that dirty and rumpled Roger will work just as well for me as Jamie does. ## Strumlander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-16-1542782032.jpg) "hello darkness my old friend, i've come to talk to you again. because i can't get out of my own way, and now i've said some things no man should say. and her boobs, which were dancing in my hands, are no man's land. and now i DIE in SILENCE." ## Dreamylander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-18-1542782053.jpg) "OMG I COULD BE DATING A GUY IN A BAND?!?!?" (For real, though, do we think Brianna would not have been making out with other people all over town, and possibly considering having free love with some of them? She's a liberated lady! I cannot imagine she was waiting for this wet rag!) ## Shocklander ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-19-1542782061.jpg) "I, too, cannot imagine she was waiting for this wet rag." ## Squeezelander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-21-1542782076.jpg) Somehow, though, Roger made this most basic of moves look inept. I totally think Brianna would've gotten down, and Roger would've been up his garrett writing mean diary entries about women who don't return his love. ## Ughlander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-23-1542782097.jpg) What really killed me, too, is that AFTER Roger said all that stuff to Brianna, she STILL was like, "OK BUT WE CAN STILL DO IT!" Girl, take your mouth off of his mouth, because he used it to say some unforgivable things. ## Trolllander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-24-1542782110.jpg) Go back under your bridge, Roger. ## Skulllander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-25-1542782118.jpg) Only Claire would see a bit of a skull poking out of the ground, and dig it up and start manhandling it. ## Drenchedlander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-27-1542782137.jpg) "WHO ARE YOU?" ## Dudelander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-26-1542782127.jpg) "I'M BATMAN." ## Couplelander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-28-1542782145.jpg) They do make a fetching pair. ## Ridgelander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-29-1542782155.jpg) I can certainly see why he loves this plot of land that was probably green-screened into this shot. And Jamie didn't even need to workshop that name. I am really missing the scene where he's like, "We shall call it... Jamie's Jammin' Homestead," and Claire is like, "No, that's embarrassing, let's call it Claire's Cliff, or Chez Claire," and Jamie's like, "France was two books ago! What about Lallyrock?" [Outlander: The Ballad of How Much Roger Sucks NowI feel betrayed.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2018/11/outlander-s4-e3-recap-gfy-19-1542782061.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/outlander-the-ballad-of-how-much-roger-sucks-now-11-2018/)