Lechlander
This still seems to capture the nature of the first scene: Billy Boyd would rather talk about businss, but Stephen Bonnet is horny and wants to ogle one of his favorite shady ladies.
Conspicuouslander
"HEY UNCLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "Just being as obvious as possible, Young Ian. Your hat is helping."
Cloaklander
I thought we should ogle Brianna's new traveling coat. It's very good.
Isolationlander
All you ungrateful people of colonial Wilmington are IGNORING THE BEACH? Don't you know how good you have it?!?!?
Suavelander
Jamie in his brown leather jacket really is SUCH a dish. Very macho.
Sadlander
By comparison, Roger looks like he got lost during a Fisherman's Friend shoot and stole someone else's lid.
Heightlander
Stephen Bonnet appears to be wondering how on EARTH he got the upper hand here when he's a foot shorter than she is.
Gunlander
This was a nice thing to have along, except for how there were no bullets in it.
Bellelander
Here is Brianna in her gift dress, on her way to the ball at the Beast's house. Mrs. Potts is so proud.
Storytimelander
Ed Speelers really made me laugh with his raptures over Moby Dick.
Proplander
Also funny: The idea of Brianna pretending to read through THAT MANY pages of Moby Dick. I have reread the Harry Potter books many many times, and yet I still couldn't convincingly pretend to be reading THAT MUCH of it out loud before being busted for making it all up.
Cricklander
Her poor NECK.
Banglander
Brianna did not appreciate the free porn at the hotel.
Herolander
In this scene, Billy Boyd hands Ulysses his hat and cane with such rudeness that Ulysss gives a GLORIOUSLY disdainful expresion and makes a put-out noise. I love him so much and I will ONLY accept an ending for him that involves him being set free and falling in love and/or being John Grey's boyfriend (as they are my two favorites on the show, it makes sense that I want them to end up together).
Smotherlander
That's not very Hobbit-like, Billy! Has the Ring been infecting you?
Snaplander
Ulysses to THE RESCUE. He is so poised even in murder.
Deathlander
Speaking of: This genuinely squicked me out to imagine. At least Stephen Bonnet endured a decent amount of psychological horror before he met his abrupt end.
Gunlander
Kaboom.
Riflelander
"DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?"