Momlander
This was the best I could do when it came to capturing the moment after Marsali called Claire her "ma," when Claire's joy was palpable and Marsali allowed herself a moment of enjoying the bond without actually being mushy about it.
Jemmylander
"HEY NAKED PARENTS STOP TOUCHING EACH OTHER ON THE BITS AND FEED ME."
Ganglander
Seriously, in this group, EVERY SINGLE PERSON agreed to leave Jamie alone with Roger?!? Jamie is VERY good at stuff, it's true. But we know him to be bad at planning, and "Roger and I will do X" counts.
Snakelander
This viper looks like nothing so much as a prop wrapped in tartan fabric, which is unusual for this show.
Yumlander
And of course, Jamie, while dying of a snake bite, has the presence of mind to build a tiny fire and a tiny spit on which to roast the dead snake -- the better to snack while waiting for Dogface to mess up again...
Dogfacelander
... while Dogface roams the woods moaning, "WHERE AM I?" before giving up.
Stretcherlander
"Er, Jamie, you don't think you could be LESS sculpted from finest rock, do you? Because this is hard."
Weaklander
"Shut it, Dogface, I am busy dying hotly."
Shrieklander
"AND NOW I AM DYING UNHOTLY."
Sawlander
"AND NOW I AM SLIGHTLY SEXIER AGAIN, AND FLEXING THE SHIT OUT OF IT WHILE HOLDING A GIANT SAW, AS FEBRILE PEOPLE ARE WONT TO DO."
Bisonlander
"I am just a humble buffalo but even I would tap that ass."
Plowlander
Speaking of asses being tapped in a more literal sense... I can't pretend that this wasn't very satisfying to watch.
Maggotlander
Never has a naked dude seemed more cheerful about MAGGOTS BEING PLACED INTO HIS PERSON. Yes, into.
Monologuelander
"Listen, I know you two are struggling to drag me to my bedroom, which seems to be on the ground floor of my two story house, raising questions about what exactly the upstairs is for, but can you please stop what you're doing and listen to me talk for a moment about how real men don't lose legs?"
DISAPPOINTEDLANDER
Ian has returned to expressive form. He is so cutely glum. It IS really insensitive of Jamie to bag on legless people when Old Ian does REALLY well at Lallybroch with just one. And also has bajillions of children. He is VIRILE, JAMIE.
Realizationlander
"SASSENACH. EUREKA. A HANDY WOULD DO THE TRICK I THINK."
Tuglander
"Oh all right then, sniffle."
Orgasmlander
"AH YES that's the stuff, much obliged, I'll live now."
Fanglander
Here is the syringe Brie the Engineer fashioned out of a fang and... some canvas?
Babylander
"Also this happened yay okay sorry Marsali but we have to move on now."
Quiltlander
I don't think I've complimented their bedding yet, so... allow me to compliment their bedding.
Mewlander
Also their cat is floofy.
Pensivelander
And Jamie has not lost a SINGLE SPECK of his ability to smolder into middle distance while wearing glasses. He will survive unchanged.