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Greta Gerwig in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10517008co) Greta Gerwig arrives at the 31st annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala, in Palm Springs, Calif 31st Annual International Film Festival - Arrivals, Palm Springs, USA - 02 Jan 2020

This feels like she's an electric rodeo queen. It's on the hideous side of kitschy, though.

Cynthia Erivo in Schiaparelli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (10516877fo) Cynthia Erivo Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala, Arrivals, Convention Center, Palm Springs, USA - 02 Jan 2020

She looks like a queen in this, but I REALLY wish I knew if I was Seeing Too Much.

Laura Dern in Erdem

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10517008dr) Laura Dern arrives at the 31st annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala, in Palm Springs, Calif 31st Annual International Film Festival - Arrivals, Palm Springs, USA - 02 Jan 2020

This is very Erdem meets Vampire's Wife. It's fine. I'm not inspired by it, but...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (10516877ez) Laura Dern Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala, Arrivals, Convention Center, Palm Springs, USA - 02 Jan 2020

... that COAT is a THING OF BEAUTY.

Jennifer Lopez in Richard Quinn

Mandatory Credit: Photo by NINA PROMMER/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (10517115q) Jennifer Lopez arrives at the 31st Palm Springs International Film Festival in Palm Springs, California, USA, 02 January 2020. The Palm Springs International Film Festival awards actors in eleven categories. 31st Palm Springs International Film Festival, USA - 02 Jan 2020

J.Lo went VERY girly for this. It's high-fashion Jessica McClintock. It's striking on her, but incongruous to me.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by NINA PROMMER/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (10517115t) Jennifer Lopez (L) and US former baseball shortstop Alex Rodriguez (R) arrive at the 31st Palm Springs International Film Festival in Palm Springs, California, USA, 02 January 2020. The Palm Springs International Film Festival awards actors in eleven categories. 31st Palm Springs International Film Festival, USA - 02 Jan 2020

I also don't think the bodice fits her. The runway version had a big feathery thing atop it and THAT is the drama I associate with J.Lo. This feels like one of those, "My daughter picked this out for me and I love her so I went with it" kind of things.

Adam Driver

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (10516877dy) Adam Driver Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala, Arrivals, Convention Center, Palm Springs, USA - 02 Jan 2020

Adam Driver needs to go on Brooklyn 99 and face off with Raymond Holt as another person whose facial expression is the same whether he's elated or angry.

Charlize Theron in Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (10516877hg) Charlize Theron Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala, Arrivals, Convention Center, Palm Springs, USA - 02 Jan 2020

This is basically very average professional-wear...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (10516906cs) Charlize Theron Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala, Arrivals, Convention Center, Palm Springs, USA - 02 Jan 2020

... that had a torrid affair with some fishnets. My neck suddenly itches.

Renee Zellweger in Jason Wu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (10516877fu) Renee Zellweger Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala, Arrivals, Convention Center, Palm Springs, USA - 02 Jan 2020

Her face is getting a bit lost in all that fuss

Joaquin Phoenix

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety/Shutterstock (10516878b) Joaquin Phoenix Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala, Portraits, Convention Center, Palm Springs, USA - 02 Jan 2020

And I guess he won the famed Squiggly Dildo for his role in Joker. Congrats?

Palm Springs Snuck In Its Film Fest Before The Globes
Thanks for the warm-up fashion, y'all.

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