
This reminds me SUPER vaguely of a minty Valentino caftan Jennifer Lopez wore to the Oscars in 2003. Which I often misremember as having a cutout like this in it, so I assume my brain is combining it with some other dress, which ironically would actually yield THIS dress.


Emma Stone is not really a Pamella Roland customer, but I could see her in something LIKE this.

Catherine Zeta-Jones.


Heidi Klum at Elton John's Oscars party.

That's funky! Hmm. Let's send it to Suki Waterhouse.


Jodie Foster. (She's in Nyad.)


Well. Give this to ANYONE who usually wears Chanel, for starters. Margot Robbie would kill in it. Or, Danielle Brooks, Fantasia Barrino, Taraji... they all have The Color Purple coming out.

As does Halle Bailey, who could take this one.

Kate Hudson. Why not. Maybe Donatella will be too busy.


Cailee Spaeny


Julianne Moore, baby. Or Lily Gladstone!

Emma Mackey, in support of Barbie.

Annette Bening, who's playing Diana Nyad, although I guess that's not getting as much buzz as I thought?


Viola Davis.


Florence Pugh would not abandon Valentino, but she'd like that KIND of thing.

Am I nuts or does this model kind of look like Claire Danes?

Kidman

That is SO dramatic. Issa Rae?





America Ferrera


Greta Gerwig, to be DRAMATIC.


Natalie Portman, though that's purely wishful thinking. She's a Dior person primarily.

Jodie Turner-Smith.


Billie Eilish might get nominated for her Barbie song, and she would never wear this... BUT WHAT IF SHE DID.

This is another one everyone should line up for, because it's lovely.

Sofia Carson, clearly.
