Zendaya in Viktor & Rolf
I do not like this twee satin jumpsuit -- it feels rather Mall Fashion Show to me -- yet it looks terrific on her, especially with her fabulous flowing Diana Ross hair.
in Prada
This is goofy and froofy and costumey. This Prada aesthetic has never been my favorite, but it does makes me want to see Zendaya in a period piece. Am I crazy for thinking this would look better with the shirt tucked?
in Cristina Ottaviano
I find this whole thing SO frustrating. The way it's built is driving my brain to madness. You have the diagonal seam attaching the top to the pants, and yet the pants have an uneven billow, so the whole thing looks like it's twisting on her this way and that. My hands are practically twitching with wanting to yank it around.
It's just not a good look no matter which way she stands. Also, holy cow, is her hair yanked back especially tightly tonight? I hope she packed some Advil for her scalp.
Nina Agdal
Tonight was apparently the night for really lousy white pants. Those have slits along the outside, for those of you really keeping score. I cannot imagine voluntarily wearing... well, a lot of things, but those look like clunky irritations rather than any kind of
Zosia Mamet in Whatever by Blah
"Hi. I know. I punted."
Drew Barrymore
I think a lot of 12-year olds owned that shirt in 1988. I feel like presenting Samantha Bee with her trophy might've called for something a LITTLE bit less nostalgic for a simpler time, but... wait, maybe that's the genius of it.
Rachel Platten
The outfit is great on her, but with her hair in that style she becomes just generic enough that I actually didn't recognize her.
Ashley Graham in Prabal Gurung
This starts out fine, turns weird when we get to the placemats glued to her elbows, and then ends in stumpy sadness. So many plot twists. It is a full emotional journey from Milan to Minsk.
Camren Bicondova
I think, my friends, we have stumble upon Dueling Scrolldowns.
Chloe and Halle Bailey
Chloe and Halle are singers that Beyonce is nurturing. They are 17 and 19, so I am not clutching my pearls AS hard as when I thought they were younger. But it is NOT IDEAL that the whole idea here appears to be letting those biodegradeon their bodies.
They are LOVELY as humans, but one of them needs a vigorous hemming and the other is in very real danger of personal chafing.
Martha Stewart
And then Martha showed up, with no f*cks left to give, wearing mules that were on the Macy's clearance rack before Chloe and Halle were even born. I like to think this is all designed to make people stand in hushed awe as she walks in, as they think, "PRISON HAS TAUGHT HER NOT TO CARE ABOUT MATERIAL GOODS," and that she chortles inside because she probably has an 18k gold bidet in her third guest bathroom.
