Pants at the 2019 Oscars Post-Parties!

Megan Mullally

This is crazy...and I love it.

Natalie Portman in Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (10112927fl) Natalie Portman Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019 Wearing Dior same outfit as catwalk model *10068365ao

This is boring...and I love it? Wow, I truly do contain multitudes.

Jena Malone in Amen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (10112927mh) Jena Malone Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019

This has a real American Hustle vibe and I am here for that.

Kiersey Clemons in Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10119289au) Kiersey Clemons Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019

I'm at home for this sort of Carol Channing cosplay Kiersey is doing and that's sincere. It works on her.

Ellen Pompeo in Sally LaPointe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10112932gi) Ellen Pompeo Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019

This is very cool and disco-casual. I love you forever, Meredith Grey.

Taraji P Henson in Roland Mouret

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10112932gz) Taraji P Henson Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019 Wearing Roland Mouret

This is also VERY disco-adjacent and now I want Ellen and Tarji to make a buddy comedy set in the 70s together.

Damaris Lewis in Tadashi Shoji

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10118754n) Damaris Lewis Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019

This is dishy!

Elizabeth Debicki in Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (10112927vm) Elizabeth Debicki Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019 Wearing Armani Prive Same Outfit as catwalk model *10068432cj

SO. It turns out these are not pants? I thought it was a part of aggressively patterned bell-bottoms...and NOW I AM SAD.

Diane Lane in Gabriela Hearst

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10112932hx) Diane Lane Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019 Wearing Gabriela Hearst

That's a zingy blazer.

Taylor Hill

And she looks great in this. It's very literal, but she's killing it.

Barbara Palvin

There is sincerely something heart-warming to me about someone SO YOUNG dressing like Glenn Close at this party. I love you for that, Barbara.

Ginnifer Goodwin in Lela Rose

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (10112927hh) Ginnifer Goodwin Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019

When this photo loaded, I just made this sound: "Ehhhhhhh." I'm standing by that.

Rashida Jones in Rachel Comey

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10112932au) Rashida Jones Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019 Wearing Rachel Comey

I actually don't know if this is pants, either, but...it has the VIBE of pants? If it's not pants, it truly OUGHT TO BE.

Madchen Amick

This is not my favorite thing she's ever worn and also I'm really annoyed that she apparently didn't get invited to Vanity Fair. Madchen Amick is the BEST actor on Riverdale. INVITE HER TO YOUR PARTY!

Kelly Lynch in Zara

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/REX/Shutterstock (10118728dl) Kelly Lynch Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019

This is Zara...and it is great on her.

Sarah Silverman

Am I crazy, or is this really good on her?